People who eat messy curry dishes with their fingers should stay in their 3rd world s***holes.
Just make sure you remember. Right hand is for eating, left hand is for . . . .
And your ready use of repulsive outhouse vulgarities makes me think you would not be a very refined lunch companion.
So, please stay at your own table. I'm going to go exchange pleasantries with Madhura Rao. We all have our own tastes. Yours, I don't care for.
Because they could never eat BBQ ribs without making a mess, or could never be trained to properly twirls pasta with a fork?
Another instance of a Brit friend visiting us ate thru a whole dinner of king-crab legs with a fork and knife, and never once touched them with fingers!
But I see your point, although I wouldn't be quite so scathing.