‘Fluffy’ was captured unharmed.
I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords.
Davie is in Broward county, one of the places doing a recount.
I’m not sure why the neighbors did not simply off it with a shotgun.
10 gauge...
But the “PET” was harvested and served with a light cream sauce on the side at a millionaire’s “The Last of It’s Kind” high roller haute cuisine supper.......
The chef’s name: “Larry London” (Maximillian Schell’s last acting role.
The Movie: “The Freshman”
Starring Marlon Brando (as a Don Corleone character)
and Matthew Broderick (as a clueless New
Hampshire yankee son of a PETA type animal lover
who works with corrupt Fed Game & Fish officers
to stop the murder of a Komodo dragon lizard,
to be served.
A wonderful prescient, and hilarious movie— from 1990.
From the
jim accosta got banned and the next day they capture a lizard? Coincidence? I think not!
The owner should have lost his right to keep that animal in a neighborhood environment. Very careless.
That area has been under siege since late summer.
Parents afraid to leave their small children out by the pools.
That lizard will continue to get bigger and stronger. This probably won’t be the last time he escapes. Next time, leave poison or powerful sleeping pills out for the beast.
Better yet, get a 45 caliber and be done with the whole mess.
On his capture, Fluffy was given an already completed provisional ballot, to which he responded, “Hissss!”
A lizard that size belongs in a Zoo or an Animal Sanctuary, the kind with high locked cages. It’s wrong to keep him boxed up and away from other lizards. He might have been looking for a girlfriend!
Strangers In The Night!
Cool!
And it had its vote counted as a D.
Oh, my goodness!
When I was a kid living in the PI, my friend and I built a home-made trap and caught one of these that was about 4 feet long. He kept it in a trash can at his house.
His father helped teach at the SERE course in Cubi Point, and showed us how to make the trap!
It’s ‘racist’ against brown people to point out this lizard is any different than Florida native lizards that are usually 4 inches long...