[freeandfreezing]

Don’t you know the sea monsters, created by global warming, will come up from the Gulf of Mexico and up the Ohio River and destroy Cincinnati??

No worry, the locals will leave out offerings of 5-way Chili and the monsters will leave.

[WKUHilltopper]

“No worry, the locals will leave out offerings of 5-way Chili and the monsters will leave.”

I’m just hoping the Kentucky Department of Fish and Wildlife sell plenty of sea monster tags. Surely there’ll be recipe sources too.