[grey_whiskers]

It wasn’t even a bikini, it was a one-piece.

She must have read the advertisement in the newspaper (this was the 1980s, there was still such a thing).

"Women's swimsuits, half off."

[frank ballenger]

Is that like the dry cleaners sign:
Women who come up to our drive-thru window and drop off their clothes will be given prompt attention by our staff?