150? No thank you.
Now, if I can make it as long as my maternal grandmother (94, reasonably healthy until 90), I’d be very happy. More likely though, is the fate of my maternal Grandfather (82, but declining health and a series of strokes from 67 onward).
Why just 150?
How about forever?
Here is the way.
The Gospel in six words:
Created (God created you)
Loved (God loves you)
Sinned (You are separated from God by sin, your own or inherited. The penalty for sin is death.)
Bought (God sent His son to pay the penalty (death) for your sin.)
Believed (You must believe that He has done this for you, both mind and heart. Romans 10:9-10. Accept the gift of life that your Creator is offering to you.)
Saved (If you believe, accepting Gods gift of forgiveness and eternal life in true faith, you will be saved.)
Blessings to you and your loved ones.
Do not put off the gift that God is offering to you.
If you do not choose life, what is the alternative?
There will be no second chance.
Thanks but no thanks. Living to 150 means working until 140; 130 at the earliest unless a fortune could be made to support the person before that. Social Security and other pensions would not begin until 135.
Besides, the way the left and the young are ruining everything in their path, who really wants to see the world we knew be destroyed from within?
(only available to Democrat voters.)
No thanks.
Finally!
I’d been worried that Aussies put so much energy into talking funny that they’d never have enough left over to invent something useful.
Prince Philip, Henry Kissinger, Jimmy Carter, GHWB are well on their way, lol.
No thank you. I don’t want to play this strange game any longer than I absolutely have to.
Besides, wouldn’t this lead to hiring quotas among other things. “At least 10% of your full-time staff must be over the age of 115 years, or you may be liable for age discriminating against the aged and those with defacto-disabilities.”
**Mr. J. Smith tried to apply for a job supervising a team of Window Washers.
When the interviewer discovered Mr. J. Smith’s current residence was a Hospice, he suddenly stopped the interview without explanation, and had the applicant escorted (wheeled) to the front lobby.
Mr. J. Smith was livid with anger and bafflement!
Even if I took these pills, me ex wife would still make it to 151.
Doesn’t matter, life will still be fatal.
Hey Doc, can you regrow this organ for me?
Hell no.
If I could go back healthwise 25 years and then feel like a 50 year old until I am 90, that would be enough. For those whining about having to continue working, isn’t work the best part of your life already? Not the most precious, but the very best. I enjoy the H out of going to work, and wish I could continue, but old age is knocking and I hate that.
A quick search on eBay, Amazon and Walmart indicate approx $1 a tablet.
Ill have what John McCains 105 year-old mother is having.
This would be a huge boost to the Conservative agenda.
By age 40, most people have grown out of the stupidity of Liberalism.
Good. Another 50 years of working. That Millenials will get my job when they pry it from my 120 year old fingers.