Right before the DNC convention, Hillary announced to sex-starved, crotch-twitching Democrats, that she had the secret to the long-sought ancient Oriental practice of "sexual acupuncture."
Billy actually went to the Orient---all-expenses paid for by the "socially sensitive" Clinton Foundation.
Billy (cough) observed the ancient practice, and was able to secure the precious gold-tipped needles used in the technique.
The kindly Clintons sponsored on-site, free treatments for Democrats, dispensed by trained Oriental sex therapists.
Well, yes---it does hurt a little. But name me one Democrat who does not want to be acupunctured into a human sexual dynamo---into a non-stoppable sex machine?
Harry Reid was the first to sign-up. Even some of the old Democrat broads, who haven't had any in years, signed up for the all-star sex-relay team. Barbara Mikulski, Dianne Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi.....to name a few.
Once-A-Day Sandra Fluck, "The Crotch that ate DC" and Texas loser...Abortion Barbie-Wendy (who will do anyone for a buck)...were also on-hand.
Bill lurked around....just in case personal demonstrations were needed
Polls weren’t that popular until Bill Clinton took office. Then there was a poll for everything.