George has to write this stuff from time to time so his wife will let him watch her put on her socks again.
He also does it to get invited to Erick Ericson’s next Losers Ball. Bill Kristol already RSVP’d.
Lil George has been wetting his pants since grammar school when he is in the presence of real men like president Trump. His irrational hatred for the president stems from his lifetime of jealousy. George wanted to be the man but he didn’t measure up to the real men. His mommy’s lies were crushed when he came in contact with real men.