I wonder if Austin will ban all of the Barbeque joints because of the smoke they emit. That would be funny as hell. If it were to ever happen, thank the Lord for Lockhart.
That would be rich.
Brings to mind the Top 10% High School graduate ruling. It was UT’s fault (discrimination against whites) but in 2010, UT got all upset and whined to the Legislature that they’d have to close down Longhorn Football (!!!!!!!) if they had to abide by the rule. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! So, they got an exemption down to admitting only the Top 8% but the rest of the state colleges, through no fault of their own, continued to have to admit the original ruling against UT of the top 10%. Suuuuuuuuure, as if UT couldn’t find slots to admit 100 football players.
The story is airing on the local news right now. Saying SXSW is also banned from using plastic straws. Oooh, plastics are bad! Tell that to Dell with their plastic computers. Tell that to UT with their giant plastic sex toys next time they protest campus carry with “Cocks Not Glocks.”