Why don’t they put it in the basement?
With PeeWee's bicycle?
Did you mean to do that?
Last time I went to the Alamo some wiseacre mentioned the basement.
PS: It is a crime what the Mexican George P. Bush has done with this sacred site.
He removed all the stuff from the walls and turned it into a big gift shop, and his loyalty to mexico, and Mexicans, is disgusting.
To be a traitor requires the person to be a citizen. I consider George P. Bush to be an enemy alien. His very presence sullies the sacred soil under his feet. He is an abomination. He has no loyalty or love for Texas or the Alamo. If he was ground up and fed to pigs, I would not eat the resultant bacon.
And I love bacon.
His very existence is an affront to all civilized humans, and Texans.