Red Tribe: just leave us alone and get out of our faces
Blue Tribe: oh, hell no!
Red Tribe: whatever happened to he can’t even run his own life I’ll be darned if he’ll run mine?
Blue Tribe: that was only about your lot trying to limit the sexual and narcotic life choices of our lot.
Red Tribe: so you want government to administer everything that isn’t about getting your jollies? Only that’s forbidden when it comes to common sense regulation?
Blue Tribe: you’re putting words into our mouths.
Red Tribe: then don’t seek to regulate things we consider important enough and leave us alone for a bit.
Blue Tribe: oh, hell no!
You nailed it! The Blue Tribe only favors liberty when it involves getting high or copulating. The right to enjoy a carbonated sugary beverage of one’s choice? Eh, not so much.
And they seriously wonder why we fight back?
Yes. I’ve long said that the only kind of freedom liberals believe in is sexual freedom.