[henkster]

I think Bill Nye has been huffing cow farts.

[beethovenfan]

Bill Nye IS a cow fart.

[abclily]

OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a giant nuclear furnace that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

[ridesthemiles]

There is more methane gas coming out of the Mexican areas of Los Angles than the cows cause.

Those burritos & refried beans can be very dangerous!!!