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Man Jailed For Beating Mom With Light Saber
Zenith News ^
| May 8, 2018
| Staff Writer
Posted on 05/08/2018 11:15:36 AM PDT by PeteePie
“Joan could not say why Andrew struck her with the saber,” police noted. The 6’ 4”, 330-pound Vargas owns many other light sabers, his mother told investigators.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: abuse; crime; law; starwars
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The Crazy is strong with this one.
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posted on
05/08/2018 11:15:36 AM PDT
by
PeteePie
To: PeteePie
The 6’ 4”, 330-pound Vargas "Judge me by my size, do you?"
To: PeteePie
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posted on
05/08/2018 11:17:10 AM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
To: PeteePie
I bet she doesn’t say the word “job” in front of him again.
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posted on
05/08/2018 11:17:22 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(Don't mistake your dorm political discussions with the desires of the nation)
To: PeteePie
To: PeteePie
She’s lucky to be alive!!!
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posted on
05/08/2018 11:20:52 AM PDT
by
Darteaus94025
(Can't have a Liberal without a Lie)
To: PeteePie
How to we know she isn’t actually going to be Mrs. Darth Vader in the future?
Besides, the real light saber cuts them in half.
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posted on
05/08/2018 11:21:15 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: PeteePie
In the dictionary under “L” for LOSER.
42 y/o, hitting your Mom with anything at all is wrong.
Get out and pay for your own place. A light saber? Really?
That’s something I’d expect a four year old to do, until he was properly disciplined.
Don’t be surprised if Mom The Enabler bails him out (10K Bail).
To: PeteePie
A lightsaber ban we must have.
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posted on
05/08/2018 11:22:08 AM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: 2ndDivisionVet
To: EdnaMode
Or: Ban lightsabers, we must.
Considering how well real world lightsabers work, I’d bring a bat’leth to a lightsaber fight.
To: Snickering Hound
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posted on
05/08/2018 11:24:46 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
330 pounds? How did the fat slob get out of his mother’s basement to assault her.
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posted on
05/08/2018 11:28:48 AM PDT
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: SaveFerris
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posted on
05/08/2018 11:30:52 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: PeteePie
Over 300 lbs, owns many light sabers ... guessing this guy won’t have any plans this weekend he’ll need to cancel as a result of his arrest.
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posted on
05/08/2018 11:34:51 AM PDT
by
pepsi_junkie
(Russians couldnt have done a better job destroying sacred American institutions than Democrats have)
To: PeteePie
To: PeteePie
“Commonsense light-saber control” coming in three... two... one...
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posted on
05/08/2018 11:51:58 AM PDT
by
Zeppo
("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
To: PeteePie
She needs to legally remove him from her house/basement. Next thing you know he’ll be smacking tendies from her hands.
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posted on
05/08/2018 11:56:17 AM PDT
by
Trillian
To: PeteePie
A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
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posted on
05/08/2018 12:00:12 PM PDT
by
Momaw Nadon
("...with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world.")
To: PeteePie
If he’s beating her with it, he’s not using it correctly.
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posted on
05/08/2018 12:02:06 PM PDT
by
gogeo
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