[Politically Correct]

If he thought the Illuminati were meeting at Waffle House then he is doubly crazy.

Nope, not crazy.
That's where we meet every fourth Sunday.

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Denny’s.

[jonascord]

"Nope, not crazy. That's where we meet every fourth Sunday."

Even when everything you touch is sticky?

OK, at Zero Dark Thirty, with Here 300 miles behind and There another 5 hours ahead, a Waffle House waffle is mighty good...