Well, I’ve been to enough funerals to know what goes on. And this is so absurd. People at funerals do not simply frown or cry the entire time. There are going to be a lot of smiles and friendly greetings from people who haven’t seen each other in a long time. There can be smiles and laughter as people recall stories of the deceased.
The whole premise of this article is so absurd as to be laughable.
Funerals are a great place to pick up hot chicks...
My funeral is going to have a half barrel and a bunch of red Solo cups.
All the FReepers are invited.