[dhs12345]

Squirrels, lots of squirrels in squirrel cages.
The squirrels are “gently” electrocuted all day with the juice from the wind farm and keep running through the night in terror. Only problem: you have to replace them every day or so. No problem, there are plenty of squirrels and they are not on the endanger species list.

I don't know but it sounds as believable as millions of batteries.

[DUMBGRUNT]

No need to “gently” electrocute any squirrels with my most excellent plan.

My plan is to scale up drinking birds and let them generate all the power we need, powered by water!

The hold up is, the Chinese are claiming prior art on the technology. And you know that solar and wind production is mostly from China.