[Mr Ramsbotham]

I always get a window seat. : (

I always take an aisle seat next to two of the fattest people I can find. That way if the window blows out, one of the fat people will plug the hole, and I'll be safe.

[Slyfox]

Now THAT is positive thinking!

[patro]

George Carlin - Airport Announcements and Flying

https://youtu.be/46fOtLfYC4Q