[Vermont Lt]

If we outlaw knives...

Well, someone will have to cut our steaks as if we are babies or we are old and feeble. We must do this to save the children.

[Flaming Conservative]

Well, someone will have to cut our steaks as if we are babies or we are old and feeble. We must do this to save the children.

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NO! That would require a KNIFE! Someone will have to chew our steak for us!