He lived and died a flaming homosexual...
Whew...when I started to read this article, at first I thought it was about some one important...man am I relieved....
We can all help....hand out gallon cans of gas and a book of matches to everyone leaving the gay bars at closing time. That way, there will be no delay in their self immolation plans.
LOL.
That, sir, was downright funny.