Posted on 04/08/2018 7:03:34 PM PDT by Beowulf9
honest officer- i was at this fella’s house, and he had a turrible case of gas and there was this baggie of what i thought was confectionery sugar on the table- well, i didn’t think nothin of it but now that i ponder the situation, i believe he farted the baggie into my purse before i left
Wind blew her blow.
As a Floridian, I find myself embarrassed yet again by the low quality of our criminal class.
Maybe a leprechaun put it in her purse. They branched out from pot of gold.
Seems they used to call that stuff “blow”, maybe that’s where she got the idea.
Not guilty. :)
That is like the story to wipe shopping cart handles down with wet wipes as the person before may have Fenyatal in their system.
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