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Cocaine in purse? Florida woman blames it on the wind, police say
http://canoe.com ^ | April 8, 2018 | unknown

Posted on 04/08/2018 7:03:34 PM PDT by Beowulf9

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1 posted on 04/08/2018 7:03:34 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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FREEPATHON UPDATE


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2 posted on 04/08/2018 7:09:19 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA/KAG!!!)
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To: Beowulf9

You have to give the girl points for originality.
“It was a windy day. It must have flown through the window, into my purse!”
I guess the wind tied a knot in that plastic bag too, right?


3 posted on 04/08/2018 7:09:43 PM PDT by lee martell
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You tell ‘em, baby.


4 posted on 04/08/2018 7:15:37 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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To: Beowulf9

Makes sense. Cocaine is called blow.


5 posted on 04/08/2018 7:19:26 PM PDT by Flick Lives
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To: lee martell

Duuuuuust in the wiiiiiind
All I had was duuuuuust in the wiiiiind!


6 posted on 04/08/2018 7:22:11 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Tryin' hard to win the No-Bull Prize.)
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“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”


7 posted on 04/08/2018 7:25:06 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Beowulf9

That cocaine, my friend, was blowin’ In the wind. That coke was just blowin’ in the wind.


8 posted on 04/08/2018 7:25:53 PM PDT by Yaelle
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What kind of wind would be needed to sail a bag of powder through a window? Without strewing a lot of other litter along with it.

That said, if it was a typical user quantity it’s a misdemeanor at worst. If it was enough to deal that’s another kind of wind. I think we should be caring more about souls than powders.


9 posted on 04/08/2018 7:32:05 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Tryin' hard to win the No-Bull Prize.)
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To: Beowulf9

All she has to say is she had no, “Intent” to use it and she was merely on her way to the police station to turn in what she found. It worked perfectly for Comey and Hillary.


10 posted on 04/08/2018 7:33:31 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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Thats the other tier of the law which is not for us commoners.


11 posted on 04/08/2018 7:36:32 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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Ft. Pierce...hanging chad.


12 posted on 04/08/2018 7:44:03 PM PDT by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches, and get with what's real.)
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Yeah. The wind was blowing cocaine and she was blowing smoke up the officer’s butt.

In other words, she’s a “BJ”.

Here come the judge!


13 posted on 04/08/2018 7:51:42 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Beowulf9

Well you hear the saying about things coming out of thin air....


14 posted on 04/08/2018 8:11:30 PM PDT by Jonny7797
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“How did that cocaine wind up in your purse?”

“That was it — the wind winded it there.”


15 posted on 04/08/2018 8:16:37 PM PDT by buridan
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Could that be Michelle ma belle without makeup? Sounds like her.


16 posted on 04/08/2018 8:40:07 PM PDT by Rembrandt
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God women will blame anything not to take responsibility for their actions that cause them negative consequences.

I literally know women who blame the house when they walk into a door or wall. Old woman rear ended one of my family members this winter and said to the officer her brakes failed. Cop let her drive off so it wasnt brake failure.


17 posted on 04/08/2018 8:54:25 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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The answer, my friends, is blowin' in the wind; the answer is blowin' in the wind.


18 posted on 04/08/2018 9:04:45 PM PDT by doug from upland (Why the hell isn't Hillary Rodham Clinton in prison yet?)
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To: Beowulf9

Chutzpah, thy name is Kennecia Posey.

I give her props for coming up with something more creative than “dude, that’s not mine”


19 posted on 04/08/2018 9:33:18 PM PDT by drop 50 and fire for effect ("Work relentlessly, accomplish much, remain in the background, and be more than you seem.")
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To: Beowulf9

Yeah that’s the ticket


20 posted on 04/08/2018 9:36:21 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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