[cranked]

A club can be construed to be a ‘weapon of war’ according to the idiots who construe knives, etc. as ‘weapons of war’.........

[chief lee runamok]

Soon walking canes will be banned. That old person hobbling down the street could be a terrorist bent on destruction and mayhem.

[ptsal]

Judge Scalia succumbed to a wet pillow.

[xkaydet65]

Saw this on Drudge. Thought he’d linked the Onion.

[myerson]

So can a rock-the world’s first murder weapon.