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#15. Re the FRUIT BOWL. Sponsored by Post cereals - full of fruits, nuts and flakes.
In fact, Sen. Jeff Flake is going to be their chief spokesman. He’d fit right in. The lineup would include Gary “The Stud” Studds (so what if he’s dead, he qualifies), Barney Frank (Center - would you really want to receive a ball from between his legs? Well, in this bowl, they might); Lawrence O’Donnell (Tight End, his); Obama as quarterback aka Mr. Limp Wrist; Reggie Love, his other Tight End; Rachel Maddow (aka Madcow, as one of the cheerleaders), Maxine Waters as the “Water Girl”; Michele Obama as the Wide End; Joy Behar as the megaphone; and Linda Sarsour as the towels and sheets girl.
That’s a sum a kinda game, folks.