Rip van Sessions is Still run by the Deep State DoJ cabal. Starting with RosenWeasel.
To the tune of "Rip Van Winkle" By The Devotions Rip Van Sessions, Rip Van Sessions He fell asleep in his chair one day Rip Van Sessions, Rip Van Sessions Trump went on with his nagging ways Rip Van Sessions, Rip Van Sessions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa6JzP-hzmU
RIP VAN SESSIONS
Sleep, sleep, sleep...
Rip Van Sessions, Rip Van Sessions
Sleep, sleep, sleep...
Spent twenty years of his life that way
That nagging Trump kept tweeting him
And said "Let's go it's getting late!"
But none of his friends would he investigate
While Trump and the Trumpers toiled all day
Rip Van Sessions snoozed his life away
Sleep, sleep, sleep...
While Rip Van Sessions slept his life away
He said "Don't bother to wake me up."
And then he grew a long white beard
This is how the story goes
Listen my children and you will hear
Democrats giving Sessions a great big cheer
Sleep, sleep, sleep...
Rip Van Sessions, Rip Van Sessions
Sleep, sleep, sleep...
Its pretty bad when the best case scenario for Sessions is that he is simply an imbecile.