Will Chinese space station crash into Michigan? Experts say state 'the highest probability' (TR)

Daily Mail ^ | 3-11-2018 | Tim Collins

[goldendelicious]

An out-of-control Chinese space station with 'highly toxic' chemicals onboard that is currently hurtling toward earth may crash into lower Michigan, it has been revealed.

It is believed China's first prototype station, Tiangong-1, will come crashing back to the planet around April 3, experts say.

US research organization Aerospace Corporation revealed that parts of southern Lower Michigan are among the regions that have the highest probability of being hit by falling debris, according to MLive.com.

[real saxophonist]

Hope the toilet seat doesn’t hit anyone.

[wetgundog]

Target Dearbornistan.

[oldvirginian]

As long as it misses you and the UP let it fall.
I was hoping Detroit would take a direct hit.

[fireman15]

Downtown Greektown, the river area, and the area around Comerica Park and Ford Stadium are nice.
Stay away from 8 mile and the Cass corridor.

I used to work in an area that was one of the most dangerous spots on the West Coast. One time I got up in the middle of the night to ask the other guys to turn the volume down on the TV. They were all laying on the floor because there was a gun fight taking place in the front yard of the fire station.

We used to respond frequently to people who didn't know their way around and had wandered into a bad situation. But at that time it was a block by block problem and it was always changing. So it was hard for people to know where it was dangerous.

At that time a typical tactic was for a group of black guys to step out into the street to stop cars and then break the side windows, drag the occupants out, beat rob and sometimes stab or shoot them and then take off with their vehicle. Sometimes they would just wait at traffic signals or stop signs. This took place quick enough that the victims had no clue what had just happened and were completely disoriented when we got there.

It would be nice to credit the police with chasing them off, but after a shoot out with some soldiers, most of the miscreants just started moving to places with easier “pickins”.

[BlueLancer]

With a little luck, the glide path will be extended far enough to hit Canada. Let Pancho Trudeau go whining to China ...

[Vermont Lt]

Can it hit my house? Please?

[BlueLancer]

Hope the toilet seat doesn’t hit anyone.

Oh, crap ...

[Yo-Yo]

At that time a typical tactic was for a group of black guys to step out into the street to stop cars and then break the side windows, drag the occupants out, beat rob and sometimes stab or shoot them and then take off with their vehicle.

Sounds like the Reginald Denny beating.

[DUMBGRUNT]

NIST doesn’t have anything to do with that.

And I had HIGH HOPES, at least until the Heavenly Palace is toasted to mini bits on reentry.

Then some insensitive sandwich guy pops my balloon.

Now I need to find a safe space that will accept lower level proles.

Thank you for nothing.

[KarlInOhio]

Ann Arbor?

Ground zero - Michigan Stadium!

Basically anywhere along the orbital extremes at 43°N and 43°S are slightly more likely than the points in between. So looking at a map the target is ... Flint. Michael Moore's huge gravity field will doom him!

[dfwgator]

You mean East Lansing.

[MomwithHope]

My sympathies -I have had both knees totally replaced. Hope you have a good recovery.

[JimRed]

Why is DST a curse? Isn’t it nice to have a few hours of daylight after work?

[JimRed]

Which is why people sign up for the Air Force and not the Submarine Service.

A fine opportunity for a live-fire test of our air and sub launched ASAT capability (if the Obammunists didn't do away with it).

[farming pharmer]

Ground zero - Michigan Stadium!

Hopefully it lands on Dearborn and does a bounce over to Ann Arbor. What a twofer!

BTW, that fat ass Michael Moore has the mass of a small neutron star and is probably curving space-time enough to pull the satellite in our direction. It's all his fault!

[mikrofon]

What goes up…

[GOPJ]

Seriously, why can’t we shoot it down?

[bgill]

Blood, Sweat and Tears!!!

[Charles Martel]

It’d be really cool is Ground Zero was that huge mosque they have in Dearborn.

Yeah, or Hamtramck.

[zeugma]

Yeah. Kinda makes the entire articles seem like click-bait.