Sir! Drop the Calculus before I go all Trigonometry on your ass!
Trying to decide if your being rational or irrational...
Good thing we don’t use SLIDE RULES anymore!..................
Well, why not....
The Squaw of the Hippopotamus
Long ago in a plains tribe, three young men came of age and were to be married. They were sent out into the world with a bow and arrow and a knife to kill an animal the fur of which was to be used to make their marriage bed
Brave Eagle returned with a wonderful cougar hide that was tanned into a beautiful fur
Charging Bull returned with the hide of a young bear that was tanned into a beautiful fur.
Falling Rocks was not very successful. He returned with the skins of two rabbits and a squirrel. These were not large enough to make a marriage bed. His wise grand mother suggested he take them to the trading post and get a striped blanket.
Alas, the trader would not part with a blanket for such a minor return but offered a dusty hippopotamus hide that though rough was in fact large enough.
A year passed
The squaw of Brave Eagle presented him with a son
The squaw of Charging Bull presented him a beautiful daughter
The squaw of Falling Rocks presented him with twins, a boy and a girl
Theorem:
The Squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the squaws of the other two hides
>>I hope I don’t get busted for carrying a concealed algebra function thingy.
Sir! Drop the Calculus before I go all Trigonometry on your ass!<<
If you jump in your car after Calculus class, you will be cited for drinking and deriving.