This is one of those stories that just makes you spew coffee out of your nose all over the keyboard when you first read it...
A clown posse of low-life retards decides to make life a living Hell for everyone on a cruise ship...
You can’t make this sh*t up, no, you really can’t....
Would make one Hell of a funny movie, lemme tell ya.
“...decides to make life a living Hell for everyone on a cruise ship....Would make one Hell of a funny movie...”
You could call the movie something like “The Magic Christian”. Too bad Peter Sellers died, because he’d be great in it.