I truly laughed out loud (lots) over your post...Funniest thing I have seen all year...
except for perhaps the story of Angus P. Wooley, a dog running for Governor of Kansas—hey, he self identifies as human, so what is the problem?
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2018/02/13/dog-kansas-governor/
A government filed with dogs would be less injurious of the citizens. They wouldn't pass any stupid laws or steal from the treasury. They might sleep on the job a lot, but they'd always be happy to see you.