Iran accuses West of using lizards for nuclear spying

www.timesofisrael.com ^ | 02/13/2018 | By AFP and Michael Bachner

[Darksheare]

Of course, MuzzieWorld has had a history of assuming that animals were spies.
Can't wait for Iran to arrest all of the lizards.

[NoCmpromiz]

You name your reptiles?

Why so surprised. It's something we do in this country. We have various names for our reptilians. You know, like Valarie, Barack , Chuckie, Joe, Adam, Al, Andy, Maxine, Nancy...

We even give them surnames..

Here's one now..

[Vlad The Inhaler]

[MEG33]

*grin*

[Monkey Face]

Thank you, Red Badger, for the use of your thread!

(Signed)

The Entire Crew of the USS Undead Orbiter

[Fedora]

[Tax-chick]

In the next frame, his tongue zaps out to slurp up a fly.

[Tax-chick]

Returned from library, had brief nap, cup of tea, now I’m going to Walmart: we’re almost out of cat food.

[Monkey Face]

If Walmart was open when I want to go, I’d go early tomorrow morning to get the Usual Staples, if I had enough...but I’ll have to start going to WinCo, and that means I’ll need gas again. If it ain’t one darn thing... sex me mum.

[Darksheare]

Well I tell you people to do the lizard..

[jughandle]

Dang they found out about the lizards..cue the snakes

[NoCmpromiz]

Unfortunately EweToob is censoring that video...

[Tax-chick]

Elen got distracted and forgot to pick Sally up at school. It’s only just that Sally should have to wait for a change ...

[Jet Jaguar]

Bump

[nuconvert]

This is the mentality, and some people think it’s okay to let them have nuclear energy.
They’re lucky to be able to handle fire & electricity.

[Tax-chick]

A thing about many lizards is that as soon as it gets dark and the temperature drops a little, they just lie down on the sand until it gets hot the next morning. Seems like a weakness in a spy-animal.

[Tax-chick]

Mental image: lizard with a bandolier, eyepatch, and tiny military boots.

Real image: lizard with about 3" of tail ending in a stump.

[Tijeras_Slim]

The solution... Jihadi Roadrunners. The Velociraptor of the bird world.

[Tax-chick]

Eh, look at that tiny bill. He’s not going to choke down a bearded dragon.

On the other hand, if you irradiate the roadrunners for a few generations ...

[Tijeras_Slim]

Hey, it worked for ants.

Maybe I can round up some roadrunners and cart them over to Area 5 at Sandia National Lab.