[Oatka]

After retirement some years ago I worked as a night stocker at Wal-Mart.

I used to get pist off at all the products with Spanish/English printing that always seemed to have the Spanish side facing the customer. Every so often, I’d go through an aisle and turn them around to English.

One supervisor came over and asked why I was messing with stock already on the shelves. I did a little B/S and said that some Hispanic guy asked me why Wal-Mart had (at that time) signs in Spanish. Did they think they were too stupid to learn English?

Supervisor asked me what I said. I told him that I replied that Wal-Mart was no different than other corporations who would sell their mothers if they thought it would improve the bottom line, so selling out their heritage was not hard.

The supervisor just walked off.

[zeugma]

Supervisor asked me what I said. I told him that I replied that Wal-Mart was no different than other corporations who would sell their mothers if they thought it would improve the bottom line, so selling out their heritage was not hard.

Too funny.