You weren’t wearing your nose? Just kidding. I am on the grammar and mattress tag citizens police force.
Yeah, I threw in that nose part so people knew where I was pushing, and the end result was less than grammatically correct. :)
BTW, I’m almost guaranteed to do it on the rare occasions I’m not wearing my glasses. I think it’s because, though I can see mostly fine without them, if I’m not wearing them and I’m noticing I can’t see as well as normal, my brain goes into “you need to push up your glasses so you can see better” mode and I proceed to push where there are no glasses at all.
Regarding the OP, it is pretty clear that a lot of people have too much time on their hands. :)
“I am on the grammar and mattress tag citizens police force.”
OH! You must be one of my secret deputies! ;-)