Oooh a rocket failure? Trump should use stealth jets to laser Rocket Man’s ICBMs andn IRBMs while they are on their launch pads. Stealthy and quite. Burn holes in them from afar. Maybe he does LoL.
“Trump should use stealth jets to laser Rocket Man’s ICBMs andn IRBMs while they are on their launch pads.”
A cheaper and much less dangerous alternative would be to use drones loaded with explosives and smash them into each ICBM on its pad. In the future, just keep drones patrolling up and down both coasts, mostly with dummy loads for the Rocket Man dummy.
All that is in orbit and use. Just hush-hush...