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This makes "What's your sign?" look like intellectual discourse.
1 posted on 12/18/2017 6:53:56 PM PST by Academiadotorg
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To: Academiadotorg

# 4 is soliciting.


2 posted on 12/18/2017 6:55:30 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Academiadotorg

Poe’s Law exemplified perfectly here!


3 posted on 12/18/2017 6:55:59 PM PST by Bones75
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To: Academiadotorg

Waitress, check please!


4 posted on 12/18/2017 6:57:29 PM PST by Rebelbase (The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.-- H.L. Mencken)
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To: Academiadotorg

Whatever happened to: are you married? Employed? and most important, do you like Ted Nugent?


5 posted on 12/18/2017 6:57:44 PM PST by BarbM ( President Trump tells the truth LOUD and CLEAR)
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To: Academiadotorg

If those come up on a first date.....leave.


6 posted on 12/18/2017 6:58:06 PM PST by ealgeone
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To: Academiadotorg

11. Why are you running away?


7 posted on 12/18/2017 6:58:28 PM PST by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: Academiadotorg

11. Hey! Where are you going?

12. Call me?


10 posted on 12/18/2017 7:01:27 PM PST by Flatus I. Maximus (Hillary for Prison!)
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1. No
2. Sex is binary and congenital.
3. By living alone.
4. It’s your body.
5. No
6. Western Civ is good for all.
7. No
8. Yes
9. No
10. Anyone using ‘allyship’ unironically can bug off.


12 posted on 12/18/2017 7:03:26 PM PST by sparklite2 (I hereby designate the ongoing kerfuffle Diddle-Gate.)
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Q. If your college has a Womans Studies curriculum, where is the Mens Studies curriculum?

A. It’s called the Engineering Department.


13 posted on 12/18/2017 7:06:41 PM PST by shortstop (I used to wrap fish in the New York Times, but it made the fish stink.)
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1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?

There is no such thing as a black life. Life is not a physical object so it can not be black. In fact, it can't matter and more importantly it can not NOT not matter.

2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?

In a relational database, 'null' is a value distinct from 0 or an empty string. It's an absence of nothing, without anything being there.

4. What are your thoughts on sex work?

Sex with you is probably a lot of work if talking to you is any indication.

5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?

What's wrong with sado-masichism? (Nigel Tufnel answer)

6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?

Nobody is indigenous.

7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?

Capitalism's holy job is to separate a fool from his money. You probably have no money.

8. Can any human be illegal?

In that context, a man can not be a pig, but I suspect you believe I am a pigs. Do you believe men can be pigs? I do.

9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?

Through oppressive taxation, yes. But in the context in which you ask, I support life. To support your made up groups as opposed to others would be racist and sexist and more to the point culturalist, right?

10.Does your allyship include disabled folks?

I don't know any 'folks.' What is a 'folk'? Can we stop saying that now the the folksy Obama is gone? To some extent, all people are enabled and disabled. Why are you so f*cking stupid? Why can't everybody be interrigent, rike me?

I'm pretty sure I'm not getting laid, and it's great when you can be honest and also get what you hoped at the same time.

15 posted on 12/18/2017 7:24:49 PM PST by tinyowl (A is A)
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I think I would fail this exam. :D


16 posted on 12/18/2017 7:28:55 PM PST by EdnaMode
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I have a feeling none of these women will ever be married. Of course, most of them are probably gay.


17 posted on 12/18/2017 7:29:24 PM PST by peggybac (Government is about force. It always has been about force.)
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By question 2 I would say “shut up you dumb c×××”


18 posted on 12/18/2017 7:33:07 PM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....Dirty Bob Mueller)
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My response:

Oh, my mistake. I thought this was a date. Trials are usually conducted at the courthouse.


21 posted on 12/18/2017 7:56:35 PM PST by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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“Can any human be illegal? “

I always ask, what about Hitler, Stalin, Mao Pol Pot, ISIS.That sometimes sets the SJWs back a step.


24 posted on 12/18/2017 8:16:19 PM PST by DaxtonBrown
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2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?”

“I consider myself a ‘breast man’.” Then duck.


25 posted on 12/18/2017 8:16:37 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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Big letters in BLM for the first question are confusing and seventh question betrays the whole thing as a Communist stuff.


26 posted on 12/18/2017 8:17:47 PM PST by NorseViking
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To: Academiadotorg

women that ask this will be doomed to sharing cat photos on Facebook for the rest of their lives.


29 posted on 12/18/2017 8:33:12 PM PST by MNDude (God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democratt)
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I expect that when an intersectional feminist has a first date with a transgender male, her first concern will be what kind of plumbing “he” has underneath instead of his views on BDS.

Kind of like an older dude, single, who meets a Caitlin Jenner type in the bar. It might be a good idea to pick up her skirt and take a peek before going too far. You don’t want to find out in the hotel room.


31 posted on 12/18/2017 9:47:31 PM PST by tom h
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Meredith Brooks "Birthday"
32 posted on 12/19/2017 1:07:55 AM PST by fella ("As it wshas before Noah so shall it be again,")
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