5 Things Women Do That Secretly Annoy Men

PJ Media ^ | 12/16/17 | John Hawkins

[wally_bert]

Ditto.

[cherry]

just in time for Christmas another woman bashing thread...wonderful FR.....

[Bonemaker]

This thread is a riot!

[x1stcav]

Lighten up...it’s all in good fun.

[BlueLancer]

Build female robots with a 20 word vocabulary.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

It is 2017. Homes are bigger than ever in the history of teh USA.

With the toilet seat being such a huge issue, and the fact that women hate to go where men go, would it KILL home manufacturers to put 2 separate toilets in every master bathroom.

I am serious. It would take next to no room in a house from 2000-4000 SQFT. One would be for him and one for her. She never has to use his toilet again.

I mean, if it would keep the peace, why not? How much cost would this add to your average house? Nada.

[Vermont Lt]

That’s funny.

No, she is American.

I am lucky. She had good, involved parents. We spent a lot of time together before we got married—and we were able to see a lot of “married” behaviors from our friends. You get a good sense of what you can “stand” and what you cannot.

She never tried to change me, nor I, her.

I guess the only thing I can complain about is that she wants to go to the bathroom just as they start boarding a plane. We almost never get overhead space.

[IronJack]

Woman: We never go anywhere.
Man: Where do you want to go?
Woman: I don't care.
Man: How about [place]?
Woman: No, I hate that place.
Man: Ok. What about [place]?
Woman: No, it's too noisy.
Man: Then [place]?
Woman: That's boring.
Man: Then where DO you want to go?
Woman: It doesn't matter to me.

[dfwgator]

Been there, done that.

[RegulatorCountry]

Poor thing, you've never bashed men on FR, never ever in your whole life, lol.

[grey_whiskers]

It doesn't matter.

As humorist Dave Barry wrote, "He was just...lifting it."

[bruin66]

BINGO!!!

[wardaddy]

1) pouting

2) non rational or illogic thinking

3) menopause ....whew

4) venting and anger when a solution is offered

5) using sex as a weapon or manipulation....this is actually number one

6) being willing to make the entire family do what they want even if no one else wants to and feeling zero remorse in doing that whereas if males force mom to go along with us we feel like crap if she’s miserable

The Adam and Eve story is spot on about women and elevating them as we have to demigod species has hurt us. Look at hipsters and millenials...prisoners to the dominant female

This won’t end well

[metmom]

What they need to invent is a self-heating toilet seat so that no one ever has to sit down on a cold seat again.

[mad_as_he$$]

I’ve put urinals in several master baths.

[CaptainPhilFan]

I read through all the comments. I didn’t learn what women do to annoy men, but rather that you guys pretty much hate your women. Sure, “joking”.... I feel sorry for both parties in a situation like that. Just get out, or deal with it.

[OldMissileer]

Woman: We never go anywhere.
Man: Where do you want to go?
Woman: I don't care.
Man: How about [place]?
Woman: No, I hate that place.
Man: Ok. What about [place]?
Woman: No, it's too noisy.
Man: Then [place]?
Woman: That's boring.
Man: Then where DO you want to go?
Woman: It doesn't matter to me.

I have been with my wife for 39 years and that is what I have had put up with the entire time!

[RegulatorCountry]

Toto makes that. Motion sensor night light in the bowl, soft close self-lowering lid, heated built in bidet with blow dryer, automatic air freshener, they’re something else. It keeps going and going what they offer on a toilet, surround sound stereos, the Japanese have raised taking a dump to a high art.

[savedbygrace]

Try this:

I have a surprise for you. I am taking you someplace special. But for that to happen, you first have to guess where I am taking you.

Then whatever she guesses first, take her there.

LOL!

[Brilliant]

The mind reader thing is what bugs me. My wife will tell me something and then get mad at me later when I did not figure out what she really was trying to say.