LOLOL!!!
Ralph: I don’t need anybody’s help, Alice!! I don’t need anybody’s help!!
Alice throws a spoon on the floor.
Alice: Oh yeah? Then pick up that spoon.
Ralph tries to bend over, but his middriff bulge prevents him.
He stands erect with an even bigger scowl on his face.
Ralph: I wouldn’t give you the satisfaction!
After a few more minutes of high decibel quibbling, Ralph’s eyes bulge out of his head and he screams:
Ralph: That’s it Alice! That’s it!! This time you’re gonna get it, and I’m gonna bring it right up from the floor!!!
Alice (deadpan expression): Well while you’re down there, pick up the spoon.