“It’s as “holy” as used toilet paper. “
The 7th century loons have moved forward, huh? Using TP now?
I doubt it, but I'd truly like to see a youtube instructional video from an outhouse (with Arabic subtitles) teaching them exactly how to carefully tear out some pages, wad them up and straighten them back out to soften them, and then how to put the pages to the best use they would ever have.
A nice touch would be having the infidel strongly state; "allah snackbar" as he throws the expended wad down the toiley hole.
If the video went viral, it would, of course, incite violence, and simultaneously cause a run on koran purchases.