[Artemis Webb]

Winsome Packer??

[rfp1234]

Another joke name, like Sillius Soddus or Biggus Diccus.

[vette6387]

“Winsome Packer??”

“Sister” of Fudge Packer?

[Hillbilly sage]

His cousins are Slim Pickins and Rip Torn, they told me the only reason Hastings is in congress was because of his friend, Jerry Mandering.

I think his father was Handsome Stranger and his Mother was Lonesome Dove.

[Liz]

“Until this evening, I had not seen the settlement agreement” the congressman said in a statement. “This matter was handled solely by the Senate Chief Counsel for Employment. At no time was I consulted, nor did I know until after the fact that such a settlement was made.”

Hastings then lapsed into a sales pitch for a bridge he says he owns.....in Brooklyn.

[Freedom of Speech Wins]

“Winsome Packer?”

Her parents were Green Bay Packers season ticket holders in years the team wasn’t that good.

[Eleutheria5]

Wistful Pecker. A woman made an allegation, so therefore he’s guilty. And even if he’s not, that’s the best name since Anthony Weiner was raked over the coals by Bohner.