[Set in a cotton field in Central Arizona]
Dammit. She held up her open fanny pack. My snubby.
Your what?
My revolver. I dropped it when you pushed me into the canal.
Well, what do you need a gun for? She gave him a look that made him feel stupid.
Wouldnt you like to have one right about now?
I see your point. Ill tell you what. Ill replace your camera and your phone and your gun.
She sighed. That one was special.
How can a gun be special?
It was a graduation present.
A graduation present? What kind of psychopath gives a girl a gun for graduation? A car I could see, but a gun?
Youre calling my dad a psychopath? You? The guy who just crashed a truck into a bridge?
From the novel, Collateral Crimes
https://www.amazon.com/dp/0997539518
Not sure i get it but it sounds kind of funny.