The Clintons were lawyers!!!!
An Engineer dies and goes to Hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan,
“So, how are things going down there?”
Satan says, ?”Why, things are going great. We’ve now got air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this Engineer is going to come up with next.”
God is horrified. “What? You’ve got an Engineer? That’s clearly a mistake he should never have gone down there! You know all Engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here immediately!
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“Satan says, “No way, I really like having an Engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him.”
God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue you.”
“Yeah, right,” Satan laughs, “and where are you going to get a Lawyer?”
I can almost hear the "impartial" Candy Crowley or Wolf Blitzer interviewing the Clintons:: "After he got lubed by Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office, then-pres Clinton handily survived b/c of his awesome political survival skills and his political effectiveness...b/c of the citizenry's distaste for " evil Republican" who repeatedly overreached...... and b/c Clinton brought the US peace and prosperity by protecting a woman's right to abortion"
The genital-sniffing Planned Parenthood abortion worshippers who populate the Dem party are crazy over the Clintons.... God only knows what blood and gore Hillary will throw the genital-sniffing rubbermaids to assure them "aggression over the unborn" will continue...and is her prime interest.
It is the credo of the Democrat Party that vote-crazed Dem pols must keep the snarling abortion worshippers at bay by upping the political ante every election cycle.
Hillary would endorse post-birth abortions as the true measure of her abortion worship........if it means votes.
LOL! Good one!
Engineers build things. Lawyers get in the way.
Ok thats a keeper