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To: jmacusa

The Clintons were lawyers!!!!

An Engineer dies and goes to Hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls and asks Satan,
“So, how are things going down there?”
Satan says, ?”Why, things are going great. We’ve now got air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this Engineer is going to come up with next.”

God is horrified. “What?  You’ve got an Engineer?  That’s clearly a mistake – he should never have gone down there!    You know all Engineers go to Heaven.  Send him up here immediately!

“Satan says, “No way,  I really like having an Engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him.”

God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue you.”

“Yeah, right,” Satan laughs, “and where are you going to get a Lawyer?”
 


7 posted on 11/18/2017 2:45:11 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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As the sex escapades of staunch liberals unfold, we now see that a male expounding on a woman's right to an abortion means something far different to him.....it means he does not have to shoulder his responsibility to the infant.

I can almost hear the "impartial" Candy Crowley or Wolf Blitzer interviewing the Clintons:: "After he got lubed by Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office, then-pres Clinton handily survived b/c of his awesome political survival skills and his political effectiveness...b/c of the citizenry's distaste for " evil Republican" who repeatedly overreached...... and b/c Clinton brought the US peace and prosperity by protecting a woman's right to abortion"

The genital-sniffing Planned Parenthood abortion worshippers who populate the Dem party are crazy over the Clintons.... God only knows what blood and gore Hillary will throw the genital-sniffing rubbermaids to assure them "aggression over the unborn" will continue...and is her prime interest.

It is the credo of the Democrat Party that vote-crazed Dem pols must keep the snarling abortion worshippers at bay by upping the political ante every election cycle.

Hillary would endorse post-birth abortions as the true measure of her abortion worship........if it means votes.

8 posted on 11/18/2017 3:26:39 AM PST by Liz
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To: sodpoodle

LOL! Good one!


10 posted on 11/18/2017 3:28:49 AM PST by jmacusa ("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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To: sodpoodle

Engineers build things. Lawyers get in the way.


13 posted on 11/18/2017 4:07:26 AM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: sodpoodle

Ok thats a keeper


19 posted on 11/18/2017 5:56:50 AM PST by silverleaf (A man who kneels for the national anthem doesn't stand for much of anything)
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