Posted on 11/17/2017 4:28:26 PM PST by Sub-Driver
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
There’s a very old Gahan Wilson cartoon I haven’t been able to find an image of online. In it, a deformed, twisted old man chuckles as he walks down the street. In the background is the sign for the fertility clinic he has just donated to.
I’d post it if I could find it. Does anyone remember it?
Was it anything like this?
(Different artist, I know.) 
“Ninety minutes later, 17 million sperm are inserted into my uterus via a catheter.
How very.....icky.
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Then maybe you ought to find a decent man and procreate. Or, barring that, give up the obsession with bringing a life into the world that you have no clue how to support morally..
Did my own search and didn't see that cartoon - lots of potential hits so it might be out there....
“Was it anything like this?”
Same idea, different artist, different composition.
In Wilson’s cartoon (as I remember it), the deformed old donor was seen from the front, chuckling as he walked down the street, hunched over his cane. In the background, down the crowded street you could see the sign of the clinic.
I’m glad you remembered it. I too did a search on Bing and Google Images. I went through a lot of cartoons, but didn’t see that one, either.
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