First honest-to-gawd belly laugh I’ve had in days! Thank you!
I can see the ads now: “Hey preppers....are you a multi-tasker? Now you can cut up wood for winter and mow down spikey-haired mutants at the same time....leaving you time for plenty of sweet lovin’ when you get back home!
The chainsaw attachment really does exist. It was done as a joke for a gun show and they ended up selling a bunch of them. Their website gives a list of potential applications including:
Pruning marijuana on your pot farm before DEA finds you
and
DEA agents pruning marijuana at the pot farm they discovered