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‘USA Today’ Warns of ‘Chainsaw Bayonet’ AR-15 Attachments
freebacon.com ^ | Stephen Gutowski

Posted on 11/09/2017 5:17:55 AM PST by RoosterRedux

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To: RoosterRedux

The fact that some QUOTE reporter UNQUOTE thought this was reportable and seriously wanted to effect peoples thoughts about weapons.

If I must have enemies, please God, let them all be this stupid.


21 posted on 11/09/2017 5:44:27 AM PST by wbarmy (I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
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To: RoosterRedux

I’ll just get the electric toothbrush attachment then.


22 posted on 11/09/2017 5:45:16 AM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: RoosterRedux
My favorite modification:

AR-15 with Optional Under Barrel Pembroke Welsh Corgi

23 posted on 11/09/2017 5:49:53 AM PST by Haiku Guy (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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To: budj

24 posted on 11/09/2017 5:50:47 AM PST by BlueLancer (ANTIFA - The new and improved SturmAbteilung)
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To: RoosterRedux
I read a thread someone on FR posted from DemoRAT Underground about the need for gun control. Some whiny little cupcake was denouncing dealers selling full auto revolvers out of ice cream trucks.

They're all a lost cause. Too stupid for words, and that includes the entire USA Today staff.

25 posted on 11/09/2017 5:52:49 AM PST by LouAvul (The most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.)
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To: RoosterRedux

Chainsaw bayonet? Why didn’t I think of that!

The ultimate weapon for the zombie apocalypse!


26 posted on 11/09/2017 5:55:22 AM PST by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: RoosterRedux
IIIIII like it!

+1 for selection of the perfect Robocop quote!

27 posted on 11/09/2017 5:59:23 AM PST by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: caver

“Is the chainsaw bayonet gas or electric?”

Nuclear.


28 posted on 11/09/2017 6:00:02 AM PST by _longranger81 (In a Yadda-Yadda Da-Vita, Baby)
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To: RoosterRedux

You could strap a Popeil’s Pocket Fisherman on there, too. And an eggbeater.


29 posted on 11/09/2017 6:01:49 AM PST by _longranger81 (In a Yadda-Yadda Da-Vita, Baby)
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To: LouAvul
dealers selling full auto revolvers out of ice cream trucks.

Where can you find those? I got my pump-action AR-15 full-auto 12 gauge Glock revolver from a dealer, but I had to pay a lot more than most ice cream trucks charge for their products.

30 posted on 11/09/2017 6:10:21 AM PST by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: RepRivFarm

The chainsaw attachment really does exist. It was done as a joke for a gun show and they ended up selling a bunch of them. Their website gives a list of potential applications including:

Pruning marijuana on your pot farm before DEA finds you

and

DEA agents pruning marijuana at the pot farm they discovered


31 posted on 11/09/2017 6:11:46 AM PST by cyclotic (Trump tweets are the only news source you can trust.)
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To: ought-six

And chop them up after?


32 posted on 11/09/2017 6:12:43 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~)
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To: RoosterRedux

“This little DeWalt is a beast”

Does that battery-powered saw have power comparable to a gas one? How much can be done on a charge?


33 posted on 11/09/2017 6:15:33 AM PST by cymbeline
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To: caver

Direct Impingement Gas Operated baby!!!


34 posted on 11/09/2017 6:16:32 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: RoosterRedux

Sounds rather, ... um, ... messy.

Are journalists the most gullible people on the planet?


35 posted on 11/09/2017 6:16:42 AM PST by Paine in the Neck ( Socialism consumes EVERYTHING!)
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To: Yogafist

Looks like something from a Tarantino movie.


36 posted on 11/09/2017 6:18:19 AM PST by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
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To: Yogafist

All I can do is laugh...


37 posted on 11/09/2017 6:22:03 AM PST by Zathras
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To: RoosterRedux
HERESY!



38 posted on 11/09/2017 6:23:06 AM PST by angryoldfatman
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F15baynet
39 posted on 11/09/2017 6:23:45 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~)
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To: RoosterRedux

I’ve got a potato masher on mine. “RUN, COMMIE!”


40 posted on 11/09/2017 6:23:58 AM PST by Blogatron (Brought to you by The American Frog Council; "Frog - The other green meat.")
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