[MayflowerMadam]

“RIF these useless sots.”

Definitely. Maybe they technically can’t be fired, but their jobs can be eliminated. It’s win-win. A more lean workforce, and the troublemakers are gone.

[COBOL2Java]

Move the State Department headquarters to Tonopah, Nevada.

Make the govies stay at the Clown Motel; I hear it's haunted.