[DIRTYSECRET]

I could be very happy as an old fart drinking my beer on the porch.

[oldvirginian]

I sit on my porch and watch the grass grow and the world go by.
I’m just as happy as if I had good sense, which is debatable depending on who you talk to.

Of course I never was one of the Movers and Shakers so I didn’t have much to give up.