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CIA fires bomb-sniffing puppy, who just didn’t care for the job
Global News ^ | October 19, 2017 | Maham Abedi

Posted on 10/19/2017 4:18:17 PM PDT by Loyalist

Sorry, Lulu. Maybe you have another calling.

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) had to fire one of its cutest employees, who simply didn’t demonstrate the initiative needed for the very important job.

Lulu’s departure from the prestigious job was announced in a “Pupdate” by the agency Wednesday, who regretfully acknowledged that she just wasn’t meant for sniffing bombs.

They tried offering the black Labrador some work benefits such as treats and extra playtime, but said: “Even when they could motivate her with food and play to search, she was clearly not enjoying herself any longer.”

(Excerpt) Read more at google.ca ...


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government
KEYWORDS: cia; lulu; nationalsecurity; workingdogs
Typical CIA: scapegoat some low-level operative for their superiors’ failures.
1 posted on 10/19/2017 4:18:17 PM PDT by Loyalist
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To: Loyalist

Probably hard to get life insurance on that job.
Pups better off.


2 posted on 10/19/2017 4:21:40 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: Loyalist

LOL~!


3 posted on 10/19/2017 4:23:42 PM PDT by ransomnote
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To: Loyalist

The MSM will give her a job no questions asked!


4 posted on 10/19/2017 4:24:36 PM PDT by ransomnote
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To: Loyalist

5 posted on 10/19/2017 4:24:38 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Loyalist

Maybe Lulu’s just not in to getting her nose blown off and she’s a little smarter than she lets on?


6 posted on 10/19/2017 4:29:28 PM PDT by Bullish (Whatever it takes to MAGA)
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To: Bullish

DOGGIE !!!


7 posted on 10/19/2017 4:30:39 PM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: Bullish

Lulu heard what curiosity did to the cat and that quenched her enthusiasm.


8 posted on 10/19/2017 4:33:42 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: Fiddlstix

I am betting that this deep state dog all ready has an exit strategy and is going to live the high life with a fellow employee of the FBI. This dog is going to live the good life. getting to go on walks getting belly rubs perhaps even getting his own kid to play with or having another lazy non working dog as a playmate . the potential benefits of not doing the job are great for this dog and the dog knows it.


9 posted on 10/19/2017 4:36:52 PM PDT by PCPOET7
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To: Loyalist

Biscuits & Gravy!
Not Bombs & Booby-traps!


10 posted on 10/19/2017 4:44:17 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Fiddlstix

So the dog will not stand at attention when commanded to do so. It looks like it’s kneeling and showing disrespect. I guess it will be a free agent and see which government branch decides to try it’s luck with it.


11 posted on 10/19/2017 4:46:13 PM PDT by seawolf101 (Member LES DEPLORABLES)
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To: Loyalist

#BlackDogsMatter


12 posted on 10/19/2017 4:47:47 PM PDT by pinkandgreenmom
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To: Loyalist; JoeProBono
A Lab, who came into our lives last November has an incredible nose. She is extraordinary. Often say, she would make a great *sniffer* dog ....but we wouldn't give her up for anything. She's a once in a lifetime. gift.

Benelli...


made by JPB

Her housemate is an fantastic water dog. She will have a lot to learn from *The Master*, Winchester, this fall...

Some dogs *have it*, others don't. You just have to tap into what they do best.

Winnie wanting to go after a Canada goose [not in season] on the River...

https://images44.fotki.com/v1644/photos/9/127099/8283768/609007516-video.mp4

13 posted on 10/19/2017 4:51:27 PM PDT by Daffynition (The New PTSD: PRESIDENT-Trump Stress Disorder - The LSN didnÂ’t make Trump, so they can't break him)
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To: Fiddlstix

Those eyes!

My employer has a doggie who occasionally gets a walk down the hallways, no doubt to sniff for something, explosives, smokers, nerds, no idea.

Whenever I see them walking down the hall, I have to resist the urge to kneel down and say “who’s a good boy” and snuggle. Who knew German Shepherds could be cute???


14 posted on 10/19/2017 4:51:47 PM PDT by Kommodor (Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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To: Loyalist

She lost interest when her hormones started to hit. She felt there was more to life than bomb sniffing.


15 posted on 10/19/2017 4:59:47 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (White is the new Black.)
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To: BipolarBob

That task gives a whole new meaning to the term “Dog-Gone”.


16 posted on 10/19/2017 5:25:18 PM PDT by Bullish (Whatever it takes to MAGA)
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To: Loyalist; NFHale
😁
17 posted on 10/20/2017 12:04:35 PM PDT by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: Fiddlstix

I wonder if this was the pup that forgot the bomb on the school bus. http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/apr/1/cia-left-explosives-loudoun-co-school-bus/


18 posted on 10/20/2017 12:07:53 PM PDT by CJ Wolf (It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World)
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