[mass55th]

"This guy is shady. 200 rounds fired at him and he suffers one minor leg wound? Then he disappears for a week and reemerges on a daytime talk show? I’m not buying this."

He'd be more believable if he'd claimed he'd been sexually abused by Harvey Weinstein.

[crosdaddy]

That’s next week on The View.

[Sacajaweau]

I don’t think the 200 rounds will hold up in the end. I don’t believe it came from any police report. BUT we don’t have the upper door that they blew to complete a count.