How Canada Is Coping With North Korea

Yahoo Politics ^ | 10/11 | Jen Wieczner

[TangledUpInBlue]

“North Korea we’re very concerned about. We’re a Pacific nation as well,” Chrystia Freeland, Canada’s Foreign Minister, said Tuesday at Fortune’s Most Powerful Women summit in Washington, D.C.

Freeland, who serves in the cabinet of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, said she and her colleagues “have been working closely with the United States with Secretary Tillerson” to neutralize risks posed by North Korea and its increasingly powerful missile arsenal.

[TangledUpInBlue]

They dial: 1-800-USA-HELP

"You guys are dealing with this right? Good. Bear Claw anyone?"

[NorthMountain]

Keep sending oil, Canada ... we’ll make good use of it.

[Magnum44]

[BenLurkin]

I bet the guy they have in charge at the moment would gladly sell out the South Koreans to the Reds.

He’s a fellow traveller.

[Magnum44]

[subterfuge]

Don’t worry aboot it...hosers

[llevrok]

Like Doug and Bob McKenzie at the Gray Point, B.C. Loran station give a rip, eh? Just keep those smokes and Labatts coming...

[z3n]

“USA, We got the bomb now” -Kim

“ou’re a daisy if you do” -Trump

“Trump is a bully!” -Trudeau

“Canada, we can hit you too” -Love, Kim

“Trump, Halp!” - Candidian Defense Minsiter

[bagster]

How Canada is coping with North Korea

Just give 'em some Elsinores, eh?

[VanDeKoik]

That nation talks like it actually earned the right to be taken seriously just because its geographically fat ass is attached to us.

[Autonomous User]

Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young! Like maple syrup, Canada’s evil oozes over the United States.

[Enchante]

"How Canada Is Coping With North Korea"

This headline made me laugh out loud. With Justine in office I don't think Canada is doing much "coping" with anything serious.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Chrystia Freeland, our Foreign Minister, states that she and her colleagues “have been working closely with the United States with Secretary Tillerson” to neutralize risks posed by North Korea and its increasingly powerful missile arsenal.

In other words, ‘Oh please, please, pleeeeeese, Mr.Trump, don’t let those big bad, North Koreans hurt us and destroy the scam we have set up against the dumb Canadian electorate! Please, please, please, with sugar and maple syrup on top, please save us but let us Lieberals continue to verbally attack you. PLEEEEEEESE!

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Metric came from France, not Canada. Celsius is part and parcel of 'Metric'. Neil (Kim) Young (ill) lives in the US. You can keep him (and Justin Beiber, as well). Just don't knock maple syrup, though (or should I say "EH!").

BTW, here is the PROOF of a Canadian Conspiracy against the US! The conspiracy was discovered and details released, over 20 years ago.

[Autonomous User]

These Canadians suffer from a serious inferiority complex. That’s why they built The Canadian National Tower! It used to be World’s largest free-standing structure! I believe it is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts. But it might if the NFL keeps pooping on America.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

What you may not know is that the CN Tower was built by the CNR, a Crown owned railway, which itself was created as competition to the publicly traded CPR. It was built as a TV and microwave tower to provide coverage in an ever growing Tranna downtown. I think Turd-owe Sr. had a lot to do with its being built so tall, as a monumental to Canadian industry and CNR, itself. The CNR divested itself of the CAN Tower in 1995, when the CNR was privatised.

AFA football, the Canadian game is much more exciting. Even before all the dishonouring of the national anthem, I did not like the National Felons League and much preferred the CFL. Better game but smaller players and fewer felons. 😜

[Sam Gamgee]

LOL. Totally true. The Harper Administration tried, if sometimes only half heartily, to refinance and rebuild Canada's military. The Liberal Party has no interest whatsoever in maintaining any standing Canada has as a military power.

[Sam Gamgee]

I freaking hate Neil Young, but you Yanks came up with Bruce Springsteen. Not sure which is worse.

[Autonomous User]

you Yanks came up with Bruce Springsteen. Not sure which is worse.?

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It is a toss up (and an up-chuck) on both those turkey’s.

But you guys own Anne Murray!

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

I’m wearing plaid, jeans and boots right now. No toque or muffs, because I’m inside.