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So Boudreaux had 4 female pigs.

He had gone to the fair to try to sell the pics, when he ran into Thibedeaux who lived about an hour away. Thibedeaux had 4 male pigs.

So they decided to breed the pigs. They knew of a field they could use half way in between.

So Boudreaux got up early the next morning. Rinsed the pigs off, got them in the station wagon and drove to meet Thibedeaux.

While they were waiting, Boudreaux asked, “How we gonna know if dis works? Thib replied, “Oh dat’s easy. In the morning if the pigs are lying on the grass, they’re pregnant. But if they are down in the mudhole, they’re not.

So the next morning, Boudreaux looked out his windows and the pigs were in the mudhole. So he called Thib, then he rinsed the pigs off, got them in the station wagon and drove to meet Thib again.

This went on for several mornings, until one morning Boudreaux was too tired to get up and look. So he hollared out to Clotile, his wife, and said, “Look out dere and see if dem pigs are in de grass or de mudhole”.

Clotile hollared, back “Neither, they’re in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn”