I look at my cigars reverentially.
Well, good for you! Don’t let the Communists EVER take them away from you...even IF the best ones are MADE in Communist Countries, LOL!
I get SO TIRED of having to give up the few pleasures in life I enjoy because I’m supposed to boycott this or that.
FU, Commies! You’re not gonna ruin my fun or impact my quality of life one iota; I stub my cigar out IN YOUR EYE!
And the more I IGNORE you, the better life gets!