Mom always said that to keep myself healthy to wash my hands. Now I’m having second thoughts.
So this genius takes a whiz, and to wash his hands of some possible bacteria that he was carrying in his groin area, went to a bacteria laden river to wash his bacteria off?
The article originally came from British papers, and “washing his hands” is the polite British way of saying “taking a crap”.
So, Mr. Reporter probably was squatting facing away from the lake, when the crocodile suddenly saw his breakfast ...