1 posted on
09/13/2017 10:34:25 AM PDT by
Loyalist
To: Loyalist
The Felling Nun?..............
2 posted on
09/13/2017 10:36:24 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: Loyalist
Loose clothing is usually NOT a good idea when performing miracles with a chain saw. In this case, if something gets snagged, it’ll shut the chain saw down in a heartbeat.
3 posted on
09/13/2017 10:36:39 AM PDT by
rktman
(Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
To: Loyalist
Some of the nuns that taught me could have been "Leatherface."
4 posted on
09/13/2017 10:40:42 AM PDT by
FredZarguna
(And what Rough Beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches toward Fifth Avenue to be born?)
To: Loyalist
5 posted on
09/13/2017 10:41:50 AM PDT by
posterchild
(Science makes the Dr. see what is not, and prevents him from seeing what is clear to everyone else)
To: Loyalist
She’s on a Missio Dei with a chainsaw. Awesome.
6 posted on
09/13/2017 10:43:32 AM PDT by
Gman
To: Loyalist
Would the Nuns on the Bus done anything this inspiring after a hurricane in their polyester pantsuited?
8 posted on
09/13/2017 10:45:26 AM PDT by
Loyalist
(Let us beat our teddy bears into swords and our tea lights into shields!)
To: Loyalist
Nice. Real nuns were the traditional uniform.
9 posted on
09/13/2017 10:55:31 AM PDT by
JerryBlackwell
(some animals are more equal than others)
To: Loyalist
40 Acres and a Nun
... literally
10 posted on
09/13/2017 11:07:28 AM PDT by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Loyalist
She must be a terror in the classroom.
12 posted on
09/13/2017 11:25:27 AM PDT by
Publius
("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius available at Amazon.)
To: Loyalist
Have a friend who lives around the corner from a convent on an old estate. Often see the nuns in full habit out weed whacking and mowing the grass
14 posted on
09/13/2017 11:36:06 AM PDT by
KosmicKitty
(Waiting for inspiration)
To: Loyalist
Time to come clean with a confession.
When I was 12 or 13 we used to skateboard through a catholic school on Saturdays.
The convent adjoined the school and had an 8’ wall around its backyard which was visible from the 2nd level balcony of the school.
One day as we skated past there were several nuns sunbathing in the backyard.
The sight still haunts me to this day.
To: Loyalist
When a yardstick just won’t do...
16 posted on
09/13/2017 11:42:29 AM PDT by
ScottinVA
( Liberals, go find another country.)
To: Loyalist
That thick habit might provide some ballistic protection from a blade kickback.
19 posted on
09/13/2017 12:56:05 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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